If you read the title of this post you probably assume I am talking about our dog. But ironically, this is a skill that our male dog has not figured out. He will get in some rather weird positions to pee, but has not grasped the concept of walking over to a tree and lifting his leg.
Rather, I am referring to the men of this city. Now again you might jump to conclusions and determine that I am speaking of homeless men but again, you are wrong. Just this morning I witnessed two men, one in a business suit and the other in dressy casual taking a pee against a tree in the middle of the park. It is something I just can't comprehend. It doesn't matter how many times I run into this situation, I just can't seem to get used to it.
The first time it happened was shortly after we arrived. I was jogging a short ways behind a man and the next thing I knew he jumped one foot off the path and relieved himself. I about fell over.
Fortunately I have not seen any women doing this. I guess they have just learned the skill of waiting, but I am preparing myself so that I will not be too surprised when I see this before we leave.
- Kris
Rather, I am referring to the men of this city. Now again you might jump to conclusions and determine that I am speaking of homeless men but again, you are wrong. Just this morning I witnessed two men, one in a business suit and the other in dressy casual taking a pee against a tree in the middle of the park. It is something I just can't comprehend. It doesn't matter how many times I run into this situation, I just can't seem to get used to it.
The first time it happened was shortly after we arrived. I was jogging a short ways behind a man and the next thing I knew he jumped one foot off the path and relieved himself. I about fell over.
Fortunately I have not seen any women doing this. I guess they have just learned the skill of waiting, but I am preparing myself so that I will not be too surprised when I see this before we leave.
- Kris
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